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Occupy Anthem – I Don’t Want To Work!
by The All American 600 days agoNo one knows…
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NBC Takes “Under God” Out of Pledge During U.S. Open Coverage
by American Bald Eagle 728 days agoRory McIlroy held on to win the 2011 U.S. Open, and Tiger Woods didn’t even participate (busy driving his long wood into cocktail waitresses), yet controversy still lingered after the final round ended and fans dispersed.
British MSNBC Anchor Preaches to Sarah Palin About American Flag Code
by The Frat Czar 731 days agoSarah Palin just launched a national bus tour that may or may not lead to her announcement that she’s running for president. Whether you want Sarah Palin as president or not is a non-issue.
Weiner’s Cyber Slut Says “Cock Sucking Republicans” Are Ruining Country
by RightIsRight 734 days agoDocuments revealing Congressman Anthony Weiner’s online sexcapades have been released, and some of the material is hilarious, as expected. If you have an online sexual conversation transcribed and don’t laugh your ass off when reading it, then you were one of the people taking part in the conversation.
Mother Allegedly Finger Blasted by TSA, Son Films
by American Bald Eagle 742 days agoGive me a fucking break, lady. Nobody is buying your pathetic acting debut. First of all, you’re about one year behind on the list of controversial issues that matter. Just because bin Laden has been completely digested by phytoplankton doesn’t mean you can rediscover the travesties of modern day airport security…
George Takei Speaks Out Against “Don’t Say Gay” Bill in Super Gay Way
by RightIsRight 748 days agoThe word “gay” has been catching a lot of heat lately. Not only is Tennessee trying to pass the “Don’t Say Gay” bill (making it illegal to teach kids about homosexuality in public schools), but the NBA recently launched a campaign to prevent improper usage of the g-word (nobody is standing up for gingers).
President and Whiny Libs Forget They Hated Patriot Act, Extend It
by American Bald Eagle 753 days agoOh, so now it’s okay? Once there’s a Democrat in the White House everyone is fine with the Patriot Act? All of the “controversial” provisions that you incessantly fought to reform are suddenly satisfactory? Just hours before it was set to expire, even Senator Harry Reid (who once declared, “we killed the Patriot Act”) rushed to extend it four more years.
Canadian Parents Get Weird, Keep Baby’s Gender a Secret
by Billy Bones 755 days agoI wonder if my bookie is taking bets on when Storm (yes, that is its name) will end up in rehab. Seriously, by age 8 this kid is going to be flawlessly executing the wiener helicopter atop the jungle gym during recess, or be the only girl in the boy’s bathroom…
Bad Parents With Fat Kids Want to Shitcan Ronald McDonald
by RightIsRight 756 days agoI think it’s pretty obvious what’s going on here. A bunch of clowns whose kids have a penchant for McNuggets are taking part in a mutiny to dethrone the great Ronald McDonald. These actions could easily be construed as treason in the highest degree, and participants will face the music on their day in Clown Court…
Adult Baby Throws Tantrum, Threatens Suicide If Disability Cut
by American Bald Eagle 757 days agoAfter National Geographic’s “Taboo” TV series revealed Stanley and his pathetic lifestyle, Republican Senator Tom Coburn wrote a letter to the Social Security Administration questioning this 350-pound loser’s ability to collect government money. Well, Stanley wasn’t very happy about that, and wrote a letter blubbering to the Washington Times in response…