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Libs Murder Grandma in Attempt to Prove Medicare Point

Libs Murder Grandma in Attempt to Prove Medicare Point

by Billy Bones 1066 days ago

This is a real TV spot taking a shot at Congressman Paul Ryan for proposing Medicare reformation. I don’t care who wants to “privatize” what…it’s not cool to push someone’s senile granny over the river and through the woods to be dumped off of a cliff in an effort to prove some sick socialist point.

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Gay Makes Gingrich "Feel the Rainbow" at Book Signing

Gay Makes Gingrich “Feel the Rainbow” at Book Signing

by American Bald Eagle 1067 days ago

Presidential Candidate Newt Gingrich and his wife were ferociously attacked by the glitter fairy during a recent book signing in Minnesota. Tinkerbell and his (or her…whichever it prefers) trusty video-camera-wielding sidekick developed a deliciously fabulous plan, first filling a box of Cracker Jack with super sparkly pixie dust

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Jon Stewart Calls Fox "Selective Outrage Machine"

Jon Stewart Calls Fox “Selective Outrage Machine”

by RightIsRight 1070 days ago

Much has been made of the fact that Michelle Obama invited Common, a rapper who has some controversial lyrics that seem to support cop killers, to The White House for a poetry reading. Common makes a living through his rebellious rhymes with which he encourages young African Americans to stand up to the man and be independent thinkers…

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School Doesn't Allow Kid With Four Siblings In Military To Hang Flag

School Doesn’t Allow Kid With Four Siblings in Military to Hang Flag

by RightIsRight 1073 days ago

There is no issue with separation of church and state here. The kid didn’t paint a watercolor of Jesus on the cross and attempt to hang it in the classroom (that would probably be considered offensive)…

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Throwback Thursday: Biden Tells Wheelchair Confined Senator to Stand

Throwback Thursday: Biden Tells Wheelchair Confined Senator to Stand

by Billy Bones 1074 days ago

During the grueling campaign process, politicians need to be frequently reminded of where they are and who they are speaking to. They are not caring, or attentive people, by nature. The combination of apathy and nonstop travel leaves them unprepared and unintelligent…

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LSU Student Plans To Burn Flag, Changes His Hippie Mind When Patriotic Mob Forms

LSU Student Plans To Burn Flag, Changes His Hippie Mind When Patriotic Mob Forms

by American Bald Eagle 1075 days ago

Yesterday news broke that Benjamin Haas, campus pariah at LSU, had appropriately followed procedures seeking clearance to host a flag-burning protest today at noon. This comes under a week from when police charged another dumbass with dreadlocks, Isaac Eslava, with stealing and burning the American flag…

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Obama Goes From Unexperienced Politician to Unexperienced Comedian

Obama Goes From Unexperienced Politician to Unexperienced Comedian

by RightIsRight 1076 days ago

Obama took time out of his busy terrorist slaying schedule to make a trip down to El Paso, Texas to defend the progress his administration has allegedly made regarding border control…

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Native Americans Upset by Use of "Geronimo" as Osama's Codename

Native Americans Upset by Use of “Geronimo” as Osama’s Codename

by American Bald Eagle 1077 days ago

To me, enough clever parallels can be drawn between bin Laden and Geronimo to validate the use of this codename. Geronimo was wanted dead or alive and managed to evade capture for years. BOOM. That’s enough justification right there.

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Michael Moore Still Fat, Biased, Douche With a Turkey Neck

Michael Moore Still Fat, Biased, Douche With a Turkey Neck

by RightIsRight 1080 days ago

Liberals tend to think that the more debatable and progressive they make their argument, the smarter they’ll seem. AGAIN…being controversial doesn’t equate to being intelligent. This wide-load, Michael Moore, is definitely in my top 10 least favorite lefties. I don’t understand how anyone can focus on the idiotic drool coming out of his obese face…

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Insane Liberal Suggests SEAL Team 6 Should Take Out President Bush

Insane Liberal Suggests SEAL Team 6 Should Take Out President Bush

by American Bald Eagle 1081 days ago

Yes, Mike’s little scheme to snatch some publicity worked. Congratulations Mike, you’re a fucking genius…

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