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This is a real TV spot taking a shot at Congressman Paul Ryan for proposing Medicare reformation. I don’t care who wants to “privatize” what…it’s not cool to push someone’s senile granny over the river and through the woods to be dumped off of a cliff in an effort to prove some sick socialist point.
Presidential Candidate Newt Gingrich and his wife were ferociously attacked by the glitter fairy during a recent book signing in Minnesota. Tinkerbell and his (or her…whichever it prefers) trusty video-camera-wielding sidekick developed a deliciously fabulous plan, first filling a box of Cracker Jack with super sparkly pixie dust
Much has been made of the fact that Michelle Obama invited Common, a rapper who has some controversial lyrics that seem to support cop killers, to The White House for a poetry reading. Common makes a living through his rebellious rhymes with which he encourages young African Americans to stand up to the man and be independent thinkers…
There is no issue with separation of church and state here. The kid didn’t paint a watercolor of Jesus on the cross and attempt to hang it in the classroom (that would probably be considered offensive)…
During the grueling campaign process, politicians need to be frequently reminded of where they are and who they are speaking to. They are not caring, or attentive people, by nature. The combination of apathy and nonstop travel leaves them unprepared and unintelligent…
Yesterday news broke that Benjamin Haas, campus pariah at LSU, had appropriately followed procedures seeking clearance to host a flag-burning protest today at noon. This comes under a week from when police charged another dumbass with dreadlocks, Isaac Eslava, with stealing and burning the American flag…
Obama took time out of his busy terrorist slaying schedule to make a trip down to El Paso, Texas to defend the progress his administration has allegedly made regarding border control…
To me, enough clever parallels can be drawn between bin Laden and Geronimo to validate the use of this codename. Geronimo was wanted dead or alive and managed to evade capture for years. BOOM. That’s enough justification right there.
Liberals tend to think that the more debatable and progressive they make their argument, the smarter they’ll seem. AGAIN…being controversial doesn’t equate to being intelligent. This wide-load, Michael Moore, is definitely in my top 10 least favorite lefties. I don’t understand how anyone can focus on the idiotic drool coming out of his obese face…
Yes, Mike’s little scheme to snatch some publicity worked. Congratulations Mike, you’re a fucking genius…
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