Another Whiny Liberal...

Posted by RightIsRight 1172 days ago

Obama Goes From Unexperienced Politician to Unexperienced Comedian

Who's whining?

President Obama

What are they whining about?

Obama took time out of his busy terrorist slaying schedule to make a trip down to El Paso, Texas to defend the progress his administration has allegedly made regarding border control. This was his first visit to the U.S.-Mexico border as President, and Mr. Cool seemed surprisingly shook by the Republican sun that rises in the Lone Star State (Either that or the smell of low-quality cocaine being hustled across the border somehow wafted up into his familiar nostrils). In a desperate attempt to maintain composure he cracked a few jokes whining that no matter what he does, the Republicans in Texas will never be happy. After getting a few laughs he got ballsy and went for the throat:

“Maybe they’ll need a moat,” he mocked. “Maybe they’ll want alligators in the moat.”

The Commander in Chief inappropriately underestimated our capacity for self-preservation in Texas. We don’t use moats anymore. We use high-powered firearms. Dumbass. He went on to say border control has improved by leaps and bounds due to his efforts, and apparently, that isn’t entirely accurate. Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Texas) gave his rebuttal later, saying Mexican cartels have actually had success in increasing their presence during Obama’s term. Next time you roll into a red state with your witty banter and clever quips, get your facts straight. Clown.

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